Of course when the phone rings at this time of the morning you know that it is not going to be a good thing. It took me about three minutes before I figured out who it was and it was a lot harder to figure out what he wanted, although I soon realized he needed his lawyer and a bailsman’s. He had apparently been able to find a blonde escort in Utah County without any help from me. The two of them had been having a really great night and he seems to have been completely wasted. It was lucky for him that the police only charged him with a few of the things that he did. The big thing was just drunk and disorderly, which used to be every weekend for a lot of guys I went to college with.…